ASIDE FROM BEING RAPED...

1. I bought a local comic book. ZSA ZSA ZATTURNAH. wahahaha... its written by carlo vergara. totally hilarious. a parloristang darna in it's gayest super hero form. i die farting in the mrt while reading this komiks. oh, you can read it in just one sitting from ayala station to north ave. total page turner. total attention grabber from the weary masses since they'll be curious what the fuck is this girl laughing about. warning to homophobics who will read this comics, you will spontaneously combust in the mid makati air. hahaha!

2. i am now again living in with my friend samner. it's the apartment one tumbling away from ABSCBN. it's been 3 months since i left the house, now i feel like my OC grandma is having an out of body experience. The place is a mess. Stowper said that it's worse than Joe's Apartment. I will launch a general cleaning by saturday. of course, that's only on our room. lots of unwanted rickety stuff and old laundry. the alikabok always gets in our room, we don't even live across EDSA. it's remarkable how all these dust find their ways into our CDS, beds, books in just one night.

3. a friend mailed me and asked me how was my lovelife. well, i was thinking about it the whole day. Stowper asked me if someone was nanliligaw. I thought bout it again. and then the perennial answer was: what lovelife? i never knew such compound words existed. seriously, i have a crush. not in the workplace. not in our village, not in the cyberworld. Now, you call that a lovelife?

4. i had a divine epiphany last friday. i was usually walking along ayala and the glorietta malls and i felt so blessed. i don't know. i thanked God for evrything i had on, literally. the clothes-- how did it came to be like that. the shoes--- on where did i get the money to buy it. the bra--- on how comfortable it is with my breasts. the book--- (Zsa Zsa Zatturnah) on how it really made me happy. the pretzels--- on how it would make my friend happy just by eating it.

5. i watched Troyanas the play by Tanghalang Pilipino. It was about the aftermath of the Trojan war, much like the fall of troy. I didn't really liked it. The plot, i think, or how it was related. It was too heavy and too feminist. It was how war (Trojan war) can wreak havoc on women. By the way, it's postmodern so chariots and Roman palda-like uniforms (the ones donned by Eric Bana) aren't in sight but type A CAT uniforms took the romp. I just didn't get how'd they come up with the kimonos.

There are segues on girl power stuff like " bakit ang mga lalaki, kapag pinapasahan mo ng load, iba ang itetext".  To which i retort: Honey, you don't pick a guy who cannot buy himself a friggin prepaid. It was too angry. I feel that anytime during the play, Gabriela Silang will make a cameo role. Shemaine Buencamino as Andromache was a lemonade splash. She relaxed the kunot-noo feel of the play. Helen of Troy in a barber's cut and black halter top singing some French lullaby proved to be bitchy and beautiful. I just thought that war isn't just against women, it's against everyone-- dicks, transplants and all. Personally, i've had enough of feminist angsts.

Current dream job: Projects Coordinator of the GMA Kapuso Foundation.