TALES OF THE REEEZERCHER (a lenten episode)

I need 2 miracles. The one for my topic on actual himala and the other for actually getting these topics a day before the taping. I am so drained and laughing hard for letting God put me into really weird situations of my life. Trying times if i may put it bluntly. And my writer asks me religiously every hour on what happened on my 1 day search for these.

I want La Aunor to make sapi at me and go hysterics by telling the writer:

 "Walang Himalaaaaahhhh! Ang Himala ay mahirap hanapin ng isang araw lang at bukas magco-confirm ang mga taong hindi naman artista para lumabas sa TV! Ang himala ay nasa sa inyo para i-move man lang ang taping ng isang araw pa para makahanap ako ng taong nagpa-pagising ng mga na-coma at nagpapa-wala ng mga gall bladder stones! Ang himala ay nasa puso nyoooooh...."

All of these remain imagined verses.

Because right now, I think it was given to me, infairness naman kay Lord. I found a healing center that heals people through water, got a former congressman and a CEO to speak up and be spiritual on TV. So instead of texting my writer those written earlier, i just said that i'm ok and that the nuns gave me a gallon of miracle water for the taping tom. Haha! They even made me drink that while having lunch and merienda.

Writer: Wag mong inumin yan ha! Baka maging immortal ka! hehe..

Me: Sori ka. Mangumpisal ka na. Ako na ang bagong Diyos. haha!

Me: (while walking with the 1 gallon miracle water and sending the text. I looked above) Huy... Jok lang yun ah.