ANG TARSIERA. BOW.

I am in Bohol. Yes. Another Gemma Cruz Araneta mode. I cannot believe there is an internet shop in Tagbilaran ciy--- that almost looks like Novaliches Bayan. This is sort of a birthday gift from mon amour, thanks to you. And did you know that it's my first time to ride a plane? Haha. My goodness I am so dukha. I was really scared.

ANG BIRHEN NG EROPLANO

I was seated on the very first seat the 1B number to be very particular. So when the very beautiful stewardess started to give plane instructions, which looked like a choreographed dance, i can't help but look at her unscathed tuhod that's hiding behind a skin toned stocking. Yes...  A lesbo Gemma Cruz Araneta. How old and kinky can i get huh? And because of that, i didn't even know how to put the seatbelt on which made a scene since the air plane was taking off and i was panicking on my fucking seat. Of course, the stewardess helped me while Frenchy was giggling and the people thinking that I'm a plane virgin. Well, i don't like plane rides because I can't hear. Someone informed me that it was natural because of the pressure.  Well, i felt stupid actually. But its ok at least i was the only one eating chocolate. Tanga pala ha,  mamatay kayo sa inggit.

ANG PAGTATALOP NG LIBRO SA TINALUPAN

Literally. Because the book figures we used to study in grade four with the subject Sibika at Kultura or HEKASI came to life the moment I saw the Tarsier in Corella. And it was really small like the fist of an obesed American kid. And Chocolate hills! These not so yummy geographical plops are for real. I used to remember a question i raised when i was maliit and looking like a tarsier,

' Pwede po ba kainin kapag umuulan yung chocolate hills?'

 Well, when my teacher said no, it destroyed my idea that Bohol was the hidden land of chocolates.

"Eh, bakit tinawag na chocolate kundi naman pala pwede kainin?"

Yeah! Why? It should be brown hills oir something but not chocolate hills. I think that frustration years back had a great impact on my chocolate consumption today.

Well, save for my next blog, I am about to create the new and authentic pinoy superhero that would make ABS-CBN number 1 again. And She is from Bohol.

Watch out Darna!

Here comes Tarsiera!