SURPRISE SURPISE!

Oh yeah. And i did wear my stepford wives dress only to end up listening to some university school event composed of a bunch of where lies? angst ridden teenagers. It wasn't even my alma mater honey so all the more bickering on my educational background. I prefer not to be bickered when they asked me if i was from that premier university of this country. Ok, so it was The premier school and then what?  as if my hair would be shinier. No offense to my lovely state-u schooled friends and countrymen. it was just the unmindful crowd.

Social skills were going kaput since they were all from the European languages dept. Thank you ha Finay kasi ako eh. I don't mind. But i was a complete blackhole. I wore a plunging dress and I thought my breasts would do wonders but nada. Zilch. It was ok, at least i am not mistaken for a dumb black haired bitch.

Alcohol to the rescue of my galaxial state. Gay people are so in demand during these times. Nice, intelligent and bitchy fags if i may add. A couple of patriotic sentiments and then you are in the hot seat.

To cap off, they watched me ate a whole balut as if i was a perya.

I reclaimed my stage.

Thanks to you my motherland and all its weirdness.