LAKWA

Me and my college buddies were out last sunday to watch X-men. It's been a long time since i last stepped out of Quezon City to savor Makati air and all its ka-sosyalan. I went out with Bumper, Chawdi, Lebanis and his partner, Park.

Why Bumper? because in college she has the most luscious and plump little piece of ass in our block. Why Chawdi? It's a bastardized language that sounds like his real name coined by our former classmate who lurrrvs cutesy and baby talk shit. And why Lebanis? Hehe. no longer a bastardized name but an exagerrated physical look from the real person taken in a racial context that we as Filipinos are capable of doing as if it was normal. Park is the partner. Just that. No altercations. No spins.

So off we hopped to Rockwell, this very posh and ultra-well lighted mall. Of course, we always manage to entertain ourselves. We had star spotting in the mall.( Man, just how babaw can we get, as if i wasn't working in showbiz)

Look at our list of stars that we saw in Rockwell:

Angel Aquino with her 2 grown-up daughters. Manny Villar and his bodyguards. Maureen Larrazabal and her boobs.Gladys Guevarra and her pink jacket. Sunshine Cruz and her skin. RJ Ledesma and him alone.

We were waiting for Bumper at the movies then. Every artista we saw was like" Uy, si Angel Aquino at yung 2 anak" "Uy si Manny Villar at ito ata ang bodyguards" "Uy, si Gladys Guevara yung sa K and the boxers, ay mali, ay pink yung jacket" "Uy si Sunshine Cruz ang puti" " Uy, si Rj Ledesma"

Then Chawdi suddenly said, "Uy si Sean Penn" 

Saan?

"Uy si Barbra Streisand", "Uy si Beyonce Knowles" 

This is the entertainment part. Har-har