RUDYS AND ME-ANS OF THE WORLD 

After sometime i get the hang of it, those Rudy and Me-ans. Surprisingly they do not know that because it is a proper noun coined from an adjective. Actually i got that from my boss' blog. What adjective sounds like Rudy and Me-an? Hint: It's not a compliment. 

Ok let me tell you something about em Rudy and Me-an.

Me and Mansanas met up again after almost months of absentia. Me in the world of showbiz, she in the world of legalities. Such a nice thing. Meeting up really old friends. My relationship with Mansanas traces to an era long forgotten in the halls of St. Mary's in Quezon City. As in Grade 2 section Courage. Everybody had a crush on her and she was so frail and pink. I didn't like her because she had long hair and cute cheeks. Pease not THEM. She was one of those 8 year olds who act like they're 13. Pleazze give me my 8 year old break!

But fate has something in store. We became classmates in college freshmen. Became seatmates on the sophomore year even though my surname starts with a D and she with an S. From sophomore to present we were emotionally inseparable. We are worlds apart when it comes to taste. Her mum likes me a lot but she'd rather not see my mum. Nyehehe..

Ok. So we met up and shopped for a bathing suit. We went into this very popular store and asked if they had bathing suits in store.  For a while, this lady looked at us and said they don't have bathing suits for us but they have bathing suits in their underwear store but they only have small sizes there. Now, now now... there was something wrong with that. That intonation. It had a different pitch. Aside from all the buts in her welcome note for a customer, I smell a hint of Rudy's stench.   

 ... but they have only small sizes there. Ok. We should transfer to another store but don't go there because you look like drums. And they don't have bathing suits for drums. Thank you Ms.Matchstick.

So snap i did and don't hold back. Sarcasm witheld. Bakit hindi ba magkakasya sa amin ang small sizes? Mansanas held my mouth and out we go. Hmmm...  girlie bitch out moments ensuing. So while bouncing off negative energies,  we hopped stores and tried on bathing suits.

Oh dear. We did grow a lot noh?