PEEP! PEEP!

So when was the last time you peed in your pants? I just peed on my torn capri denim pants awhile ago inside a mall. I don't know whats up with my gall bladder but it seems she's getting too much of a diva to wait just for this day. And of all places to wet myself--- Robinsons Place Ermita. Ika nga ni Paulie ' the international mall' known for sightings on bevy of girls and their 'success stories'.

You see when we sense that we want to pee, normally people can hold it for as long as 15 minutes until the moment is too ripe enough to even hold it in. But for this day, the moment i felt it, it was just a snap 5 seconds and boom! I didn't even push myself to stop it and then by reflex, out i go rushing to the comfort room. I had to unzip it while on queue for me to save time because it won't waste seconds bursting it out of my vagina.  

Now the problem is this, I just cannot understand some women who take their time inside. Hello? We're in a public john and people should be aware enough to speed it up since visibly there is a line of vaginas waiting to explode out there and unfortunately, mine just did. Upon my own estimation,  it would take only 60 seconds if you time a single normal exercise of peeing from the second she unzips or lifts up her skirt down to towelling off her vagina to zipping up, flushing and feeling her butt. What do they do there? Doze off? Measure the length of their pubic hair? Natunaw na ang glaciers sa north pole andun pa rin siya.

One observation though, CRs in malls are quite different from CRs in clubs. The difference are the women who spend time on the mirror checking out other women's faces just to see who is amongst the most beautiful while checking out themselves as well. Clubs can be likened to one big mating jungle.

Oh well, i had to buy new shorts in the mall and nobody took notice of the dark lining. Eww. Project pa rin as a normal shopper kahit mapanghe na. hehe. leche. At least may bago akong shorts.

Ngayon ko lang narealize na kadiri pala itong kwento ko ngayon.